Thursday, March 20, 2008

Several individuals who shall remain nameless...

....have managed to enter last year's pool, including defending champion Glenn "It rhymes with I win again" Sharp. Other unindicted co-conspirators include Brother Dave Mahon, Connie "Wis CONNNNsin" Liggett, Sandy "How the hell did Steve get it right?" Richards, Nelson "Ozzie" Swainson, Robert "Mini" Cooper, Leigh "Ann" Joseph and Bill "Streaming Video" Kelso.

The Committee is attempting to merge the two pools. We have enlisted the assistance of the good folks at Perfection Heating & Air ("The Poorly Named Company") and our phone company, Telco (the "We make Britney Spears look like she has her act together" company), so this problem should be resolved soon.*

The problem appears to be related to the oft-cited "but the good thing is that it rolls over to next year" f/x enhancement feature. Also, some people don't follow directions. (I know, I know - I'll get the blame. Fair enough. But you have to wonder how 52 people get it right and 9 people get it wrong.**)

* I doubt it. But that's what you are supposed to say, isn't it? Wouldn't want to start a panic.

** To be fair, Jill Green didn't make either bracket. Enough said.

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