Josh Wiley (photo courtesy of Todd Bealer)
Me: You've really gained a lot of notoreity in the last few hours, haven't you?
Josh:
Me: Kimberly "Kimmy" Kosier has started calling you "Stinky." Any thoughts?
Josh:
Me: Kristen "I'll Use that hyphen if you aren't going to, Jessica" Bowman-Hicks was especially offended. And she indicates this isn't the first time you've been a bit malodorous.
Josh:
Me: If it will make you feel any better, the Chico, California City Council recently enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.
Josh: What about potatoes?
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