Friday, January 10, 2014

Last stupid joke

 Why was six afraid of seven? 
Because seven was a well known six offender.
Duh.

Thursday, January 9, 2014

blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Wait, what?

My bad. I was thinking about Obama for a second.

The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.

Just saying.

95 days

If there are going to be 95 days  like this then it is going to be a long haul. Yet, remarkably, I feel okay about day 1.  Ups and downs? Sure.  Stress? Without it, what is the point of blood pressure?

Am I a little embittered about all of the pregnancies? Yeah, a little.  But not so much I cannot see beyond my own self interest and be happy for a new life and the endless possibilities that child may have.

Life is good, and it's funny how a little bit of adversity tends to make us lose sight of that. So I am resolved not to let that happen to me. Yeah, I'll fail from time to time, but I have faith that I can come out ahead as a result of all of this.

Do the right things for the right reasons and you generally do.