The REAL truth behind Hillary's trip to Bosnia

A 2008 Newsletter Exclusive


See that innocent little Bosnian girl in the picture with Hillary Clinton?

Well, she may look innocent, but I have it on good authority that she is packing heat. Probably an Uzi. And she is also a suicide bomber, loaded down with 20 lbs of Cemtex.

Plus, she's a ninja.

The reason all those men in suits are hanging around is that they’re the only ones left after the Army guys - pansies! - got scared and ran off.

Only Hillary is brave enough to confront this clear and present danger. Sniper fire? Yeah there was sniper fire. Some who were there may disagree, but they must define sniper fire differently. It's a tough phrase with multiple meanings, you know.

Like "is."

Damn it, we're lucky to have her.