Me: So, I hear you are learning how to cook. How's it going?
Josh: Not too well.
Me: Really? What seems to be the problem?
Josh: Apparently there's this timer thing that you are supposed to use when you cook in the microwave.
Me: Uh, yeah.
Josh. WELL NO ONE TOLD ME!
Me:
Josh: Funny thing, though. Potatoes can explode! Kind of cool. But Sandy is none too pleased.
Me:
Josh: And sweet potatoes really aren't sweet, but they are orange. And you know those things they call "new potatoes"? They aren't new, but they're red. Who ever is in charge of potatoes isn't too bright.
Me:
Me: You still wear swimmers, don't you?
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