Saturday, March 14, 2009

This Just In

The man who created Bozo the Clown has died.

His obituary also notes he signed a group known as "The Beatles" while President of Capitol Records.

But his headline reads "Creator of Bozo the Clown" has died.

Okay, whatever.

Bozo was from Chicago. You know who else is from Chicago? Blajojevich the Clown.

And Barack the Clown. Is there a connection? I report, you decide.

Clowns really are scary.

Especially Pennywise from It.

Nah, on second thought, Obama is scarier.

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