Drunken motorcyclist hits wild boars on state highway.
Paralyzed.
Sue California. Obviously it's the state's fault.
State attorneys foolishly argue that they can't control wild animals, and, uh, HE WAS DRUNK.
Silly state attorneys!
Jury awards him $8.6MM.
Government of the people, by the people and for the people.
Normally I want to shoot the lawyers. This time I'd settle for shooting the jury.
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