Gross

People (well, mostly Kelly) are always asking "Where do you find this stuff?"

They think I make it up. But I can't make it up. Well, I could, but I don't. Not usually.

The West Michigan Whitecaps recently announced their new concession items for 2009, and this list is indeed highlighted by a $20 hamburger. Believe it or not, this burger is actually a good value: it weighs 5/3rds of a pound, and can feed a family of four!

The "Fifth Third Burger" (so-called because the Whitecaps play in Fifth Third Ballpark) is 5/3 pounds of grilled hamburger topped with lettuce, tomato, nacho cheese, chili, salsa and crunched tortilla chips. Saddled with the heroic task of holding it all together is an eight-inch sesame seed bun.

Feeds a family of four....or one Michigander.

Remids of KFC's classic "Bowl'o Crap." We start with a generous serving of our creamy mashed potatoes, layered with sweet corn and loaded with bite-sized pieces of crispy chicken. Then we drizzle it all with our signature home-style gravy and top it off with a shredded three-cheese blend. Then we add fries, tater tots and, of course, catsup. We top it off with a delicious frozen dairy treat and some whipped cream, and it's all your favorite flavors coming together in one meal! (Subject to availability of other crap)



MMMMMMM! I think death row is more appealing.

Don't dogs eat like this?