Here's Something I Have Not Thought About in Some Time

Me, I'm wondering who came up with the idea that naming a soap after 3000 degree molten rock would encourage kids to want to wash their hands.

Then again, do they still make Lava? I bet some dumb ass geologist stuck his hands in molten lava thinking it was soap and now he has stumps instead of his hands. So of course he sued the company and now he's quite wealthy.

But he still has stumps for hands.