A few ideas:
* He wouldn’t stop humming “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer”.
* She found out he was the real father of Bristol’s baby.
* He called her “Tina”.
* She does that to everyone who claims that Article I of the Constitution defines the role of the Vice President. Haven’t you noticed how twitchy Biden’s been since the debate?
* It wasn’t Palin. Cheney mistook Rudolph for a lawyer.
* We’ll never know the real reason, because it’s locked up in a vault in Hawaii next to Obama’s birth certificate.
* From a distance, that nose can easily be mistaken for a laser sight. Any sane jury would call that self-defense.
* Halloween, a moose costume, and someone who didn’t say “trick or treat” fast enough.
* Sarah’s just the patsy. It was really the guy on the grassy knoll.
* Palin hates political corruption, and Rudolph was Senate Candidate Number 5
* He was the one who told George Lucas “Star Wars Episode I really needs a goofy animated character like Jar-Jar Binks to act as the plucky comic relief”.
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MESSAGE TO EVERY MEMBER OF CONGRESS:
When counting the electoral votes, either Congress finds by 1/8/09 that Obama, not being an Article II “natural born citizen”, fails to qualify as President whereupon Biden becomes the full fledged President under 3 USC 19 (free to pick his own VP such as Hillary) or thereafter defers to the Supreme Court to enjoin Obama’s inauguration with Biden becoming only Acting President under the 20th Amendment until a new President is duly determined.
The preferable choice, at least for the Democrats, should seem obvious.
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