Monday, March 21, 2011

The Wonders of Technology

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korea advised its citizens Sunday to use their pets as an early-warning system for earthquakes, amid heightened fears following Japan's quake and tsunami disaster.

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT? I COULD HAVE MADE MILLIONS BILLIONS!

The North Korean government also announced that it is working on a revolutionary new technology which they are calling "running water."

Somehow I expect that when Kim Jung-Il dies we will learn that he was the inventor of the Flow-Bee as well. Talk about an Evil Genius!



Dude needs to Flow Bee his mustache.

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