Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Why Would You Need These Items?

• Disposable gloves
• Flashlight
• Duct tape or other sticky tape
• 2 index cards or stiff pieces of paper
• Zip-lock bags
• Damp paper towels or rags
• Portable window fan

a. The nuclear reactor down the street is melting down?
b. Anthrax scare at the office?
c. You just broke a compact fluorescent bulb?

The answer is C. Which also stands for Congress, who has made sure that we all have to buy CFLs in order to save the world from Al Gore or something.

I think we should make them clean it up.

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