Friday, February 5, 2010

The Office Newsletter, With Commentary

Restroom Reminders

Even though the toilets flush automatically, you may feel they need to be flushed a second time.

No, I'm good with the 185 decibel autoflush THAT SCARES CRAP OUT OF ME!

Each toilet has a manual button located on the back behind the seat for you to use. See me if you can’t find it.

If you can't find it then you probably shouldn't be driving. Or doing tax returns.

Please report to either Kimberly or me if the toilets are not flushing automatically as they should be.

Gross. Any chance we can get some reading material?

This could be an indication the battery may need replacing.

Or that someone clogged the damn thing. I live with teenage boys. Enough said.

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