Friday, January 22, 2010

Message to Republicans

Dudes,

Just because you've been winning some big elections doesn't mean America suddenly likes or trusts you. It's more a function of the fact that the Democratic Party leadership have proven themselves to be total douches, kind of like you guys did when you were in charge a few years back.

So don't start celebrating...we still hate you guys, too!

There are problems, real problems, facing this country. They have solutions. These solutions aren't perfect and you'll both have to compromise, but it can be done.

So the moral of this story: don't be a douche. I know it's hard for you guys, but give it a try.

And get the hell out of Afghanistan and Iraq. I don't know what the difference is between winning and losing in either place, so why keep spending money we don't have? That's what a douche would do.

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