Sunday, April 5, 2009

Leggett Wins!

It's over.

Sparked by the improbable rise of Michigan State, Connie Leggett has claimed the 2009 NCAA Basketball Pool Championship. The Championship game is now meaningless, unless North Carolina wins the game and the ever-expanding Leigh Ann Joseph somehow manages to overcome Connie's seemingly insurmountable 50 point lead.

In other news, President Obama announced a plan to tax all pool winners nationwide at 90% in order to prove to everyone that yes, he really is a *&^!@#%()>+/$ socialist.

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