Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Joe Biden, V.I.

Joe Freaking Biden.

WTF. I mean, WTF.

Seriously, this guy is such a buffoon that he'd need two or three promotions before he'd make village idiot. And he's just a heartbeat away from being the most powerful man in the world.

You gotta love this country.

But seriously, I have a solution.

American Idol.

I think everyone agrees that Kara is kind of not working out on AI. Not her fault. Paula is a tough act to follow. But how else could you compete with the raw, intoxicated and unintelligible power that is Paula Abdul?

Two words, my friend: Joe Biden.

Just think about it. There is no downside that I can see, and while it might not be more entertaining, it's certainly safer.

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