Need a Job?

We're shutting down the government, right? Because we are out of money.

The deficit is $1.6 trillion. The entire national debt in 1980 - that's almost 200 years - was about that.

Look at the federal jobs that they are still hiring for. That's 40 PAGES OF JOB OFFERS.

I don't want to just shut down the government.

I want the entire city of Washington DC to be destroyed.

Okay, maybe that's a little harsh.

Then again, I haven't heard a better idea yet.